This has nothing to do with patents. I suppose it's IP-related in that, with regard to copyright, this is an example of parody and/or fair use. But since the coronavirus scare is affecting everyone in Israel (they just announced that EVERYONE who enters the country, no matter from where, has to stay at home for 14 days), and has led to the cancellation of some Purim celebrations, I thought this would be appropriate. With apologies to The Knack (and if you're too young to know the original, released in 1979, click here):
Ooh, you’re an infectious one, infectious one
When you gonna infect my bod, Corona?
Ooh, you’ll cause my nose to run, my nose to run
Cause me to use all my tissues, Corona
You haven’t yet been stopped, we cannot yet immunize
You especially like the lungs of the older kind
My my my aye ah wooo
M m m my Corona
Don’t get any closer huh, don’t you huh
‘Cause I don’t want you coming through my eyes, Corona
And I don’t want to breath you, no I don’t, don’t want to breath
spittle that has been aerosolized, Corona
You haven’t yet been stopped, we cannot yet immunize
You especially like the lungs of the older kind
My my my aye ah wooo
M m m my Corona
M m m my Corona
When you gonna get to me, get to me?
Is it just a matter of time Corona?
Is a matter of fate, matter of fate?
Or will we soon inoculate ‘gainst you, Corona?
You haven’t yet been stopped, we cannot yet immunize
You especially like the lungs of the older kind
My my my aye ah wooo
m m m m m m m My my my aye ah wooo
M m m my Corona
M m m my Corona
M m m my Corona
M m m my Corona